Dang Skippy, where are my manners? Introductions. Call me Deadpool. It rhymes with no school. Too cool, ain't no fool, and I'm the best that there is at what I do. Ooh, moving on! I'm on a mission to find the secret HQ of Taskmaster, the big boss for these cheese clowns. And nothing but nothing better get in my way. What, like the dozen swords in your back? I don't have swords in my... Yuck! Gonna go hurl now! That's gonna leave a mark. Oh, wait! No, it isn't! I have a healing factor! Yay, me! Excuse me while I pull these potstickers out of my spleen and knock some heads. Deadpool out! Hey!

这是一段关于Deadpool（死侍）的独白，他首先做了自我介绍，接着表明自己正在执行寻找Taskmaster秘密总部的任务，然后还提及了自己被剑刺后的反应以及自身的愈合能力等内容。中心思想是通过Deadpool的独白展示他的人物性格（风趣、不羁）以及他当前的任务情况。